Badly pun-y dribblet for Miss Diz
I got the prompt "rain smex" and I thought of goofy and silly first so here we are. ^_^

Title: It's cramped in here
Pairing: Snape/Lupin



"It's cramped in here."

"That can't be helped really, she has the tendancy to hold onto certain muses from previous stories for days on end."

"How the hell does she expect us to make use of the space when we can't even move?"

"It's really not that hard to have sex in a broom closet."

"You must be joke-oh..."

"Exactly. All you have to do is improvise."

"But...we have an audience..."

"Yes, well, that's rather implied in the notion of having sex in someone's head."

"...Lupin...stop..."

"It's better than being dead, Severus."

"Stupid wolf. Just shut up and do it."


***

"Mmmm..."

"Are you okay, honey?"

"Oh sure, just watching the porn reel in my head again."

O.o